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Goog wife's guide:
Let’s get started ladies!
Take a look in the mirror an hour before your husband comes home to ensure that you are presentable. An hour allows ample time to hop into the shower if need be.
Go light on the perfume, but use great smelling soaps, shampoo, and antiperspirant so he’ll want to snuggle up for the evening.
If you wear makeup, put a little on before he walks in. Your goal is to look happy and radiant--not done up.
Dress in feminine clothing. Men are attracted to women, not fashion, so do your best to wear styles, fabrics and colors that remind him you’re a woman and not another one of the guys. Dress as well for him as you would for new friends.
Have all chores done before he walks in the door, and try to have things like the dishwasher and vacuum turned off.
Put aside your problems and be cheerful when he walks in the door.
Make your bed every morning so he has a comfortable place to rest at night or upon returning from work.
Ensure that the television and stereos are turned off so that the house is peaceful.
If the kids are excited about something, encourage them to wait about 15 minutes before they share their news.
Prepare dinner before he arrives. There’s nothing quite like the smell of home cooking when you walk in the door—especially when you’re cooking the food he likes.
Have the pots and pans washed ahead of time so that the kitchen is every bit as presentable as the meal.
If you have problems to deal with, wait until after dinner to spring it on him. Husbands are happier when their tummies are full.
Greet him at the door with open arms, a kiss, and a warm embrace.
Make an effort to look at him when he is speaking so that he has your full attention.
Close the computer if you’re on it, and if you’re chatting on the phone try to end the conversation and call her back later.
Have the children tidy up the front entrance when they arrive from school. Backpacks, jackets and gym bags make for an untidy greeting.
Do your best to have the house clean and organized at all times. He is working hard outside the home and needs home to be his haven of rest.
Don’t be angry if he’s working late, instead show appreciation for long hours put in.
Have the kids wash their faces, and change their clothing if they are soiled from play before Daddy comes home.
Don’t nag him or try to reshape his bad habits. Work on your own and practice acceptance at all times.
It is imperative that you defend your husband to your children and that they respect him at all times. Never allow them to grumble or complain about him whether he’s present or not.
Don’t compare him to other women’s husbands or to your father when it comes to your definition of a man. Love and respect go a lot farther than criticism ever will.

Я вам круче скажу!
Мужчина должен:
Полностью обеспечивать женщину, детей и прочую семью.
Оплачивать содержание недвижимости и прочих движимостей.
Платить зарплату помощницам по хозяйству и прочим няням.
Раз в месяц обязательно уезжать вдвоём с женой на уикенд.
Заниматься детьми один день в неделю полностью.
На любую просьбу отвечать"Да, дорогая"
Быть готовым выполнять супружеский долг, через пять минут намёка на оный.

Мужчина не должен:
Повышать голос во время споров.
Мешать жене зарабатывать деньги.
Спрашивать куда она их потратила.
Болеть и жаловаться на жизнь.
Говорить о политике, футболе и прочих спортиграх.
Быть в плохом настроении.

Нет, с обязательствами:

Женщина говорит: "Хочу богатого, умного, красивого мужчину, и чтобы щедрого, и чтобы катал меня на красивой большой машине, и чтобы всегда со мной соглашался, и чтобы проводил время только со мной, и чтобы на других не смотрел, чтобы дышал мной, и каждый день в нашем красивом большом и светлом доме пахло свежими цветами!" У неё спрашивают: "А ты ему за это что?", а она отвечает: "Писечку".

>># Nick_75 в сб, 11/06/2016 - 10:42

Любой нормальный мужчина считает своим долгом обеспечивать свою семью и детей.
и подарки, бирюльки и все остальное.
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А остальное - зто любовница без обязательств?

Вот тут очень наглядно. Кто, кому и что должен. ))